Matt Beaumont - e
“One of them thinks he’s on for a shag, but he looks too much like Bart Simpson (overbite, spiky hair and slightly jaundiced). Mind you, after few Stellas he starts looking like Brad Pitt, so who knows?”
“No one does any work. They just talk about it.”
“I am thinking you are wrong, but many years of the Eurovision Singing Contest are teaching me that the thrills of competition are not always resulting in triumph.”
“They’ve made us all look shallow, conniving and driven by lust - in short, like we work in advertising.”